Can someone kindly direct this fine gentleman back the fuck to WalMart? kthxbye (at Target)
I spy a princess in her natural habitat. (at Historic St Augustine)
We swear, we’re not #models. (at Castillo De San Marcos National Monument)
Gurl, you dropped something.
it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs
(Source: poopflow)
Tequila is fun and delicious.
All the major food groups.
- me: hi may i get a caramel frappuccino
- starbucks: sure. may i get your name please
- me: esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez
Like fathers, like son! #Boris is a model.
